with your own penis?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Terrible idea I love it
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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