good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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