She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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