3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
