it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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