dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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