I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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