Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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