Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
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He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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