But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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