i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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