Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
i believe in u and ur pee
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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