he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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