Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
