By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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