Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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