He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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