We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Small penises have feelings too.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
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I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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