but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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