Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
