I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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