What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
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It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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