my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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