That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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