Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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