you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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