i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
