I didn't shave. On purpose
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
It's like God shit irony all over that family
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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