I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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