Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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