I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
He kissed a someone with a penis
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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