He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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