lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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