i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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