i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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