threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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