Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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