It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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