I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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