he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
