Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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