very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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