you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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