sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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