I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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