Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
pop tarts are not kleenex
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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