I have demons in me.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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