I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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