But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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