Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
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She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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