Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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