The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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