with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
he shaved USA in his pubs
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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