Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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