She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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