She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
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i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Mom said you looked used
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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